Elle v. Dakota: Fanning Sister Throwdown

Imaginary Fanning sister phone convo: Elle Fanning and Dakota Fanning spotted out shopping. E: Hey, big sis. D: Hey, kid sis. E: Listen, I was gonna go “shopping” today, and by that I mean — D: Putting on some free clothes and having your publicist call the paps? Ohmigod, ME TOO! E: Yay! It is so …